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Jenny Eclair Quotes

People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes don't have that worry.

Jenny Eclair

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality:
Birth: March 16, 1960

Topics

Women People Comedy Worry You Fall

When I sit down to write a song, there is no filter. I'm not trying to write for anyone or anything specifically. It's just trying to capture a little piece of your soul - even if it's a really ugly part.

Jenny Lewis

Soul Ugly Song Trying Down Capture

To give an accurate and exhaustive account of that period would need a far less brilliant pen than mine.

Max Beerbohm

Pen Brilliant Need Give Mine Far

No one really buys records anymore. You can look at sales and do that math real quick. Unfortunately, it's fast food in the music industry. People don't ingest full records anymore.

Tommy Lee

Music Food People You Look Fast

I have always loved going to school.

Rudolph A. Marcus

School Loved Always Going

To the degree that we can demonstrate support for the Ukrainian government, we can change Putin's calculus and increase the risk to him and to Russia for moving combat forces closer to Kiev.

Mike Pompeo

Change Government Support Moving Him

Food was always a focus for us, lyrically.

Mike D

Food Focus Always Us Lyrically

I was always getting in trouble for whispering in class.

Mirai Nagasu

Trouble Class Always Getting

I love my dad. It's fair to say that I probably would not have thought of politics had I not seen my mom and dad involved in politics.

Mitt Romney

Love Politics Mom Thought Say Fair

I have a lot of anger about my childhood - being hard of hearing and my relationship with my father.

Lou Ferrigno

Father Relationship Childhood Anger

You pray for rain, you gotta deal with the mud too. That's a part of it.

Denzel Washington

Rain You Mud Pray Deal Pray For

I came to the plain fields of Ohio with pictures painted by Hollywood movies and the works of Tennessee Williams and Arthur Miller. None of them had much to say, if at all, about Dayton, Ohio.

Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

Pictures Say Movies Hollywood Fields

It's queer how ready people always are with advice in any real or imaginary emergency, and no matter how many times experience has shown them to be wrong, they continue to set forth their opinions, as if they had received them from the Almighty!

Anne Sullivan

Experience People Advice Opinions