Jenny Eclair Quotes

I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his good, thick hair. I got my mother's thin, wispy, non-event hair instead.

Jenny Eclair

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
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  • Birth: March 16, 1960

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It is impossible to strive for the heroic life. The title of hero is bestowed by the survivors upon the fallen, who themselves know nothing of heroism.

Johan Huizinga

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He is dead in this world who has no belief in another.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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I wish I had it in my power to furnish you with accommodation I should feel proud to do it, shall be happy to hear from you at anytime when you engagements will allow you an hour and remain with best wishes for yourself, family and circuit.

John Hawley

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When I was a teenager, I loved political conventions.

Robert Krulwich

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Some children I have met are very beautiful. Some children are imbeciles, vulgar, terrible.

Jeanne Moreau

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I don't know how it is for women or for other guys, but when I was young and in my 20s, I had a fear of marriage.

Jeff Bridges

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There are only two things we should fight for. One is the defense of our homes and the other is the Bill of Rights.

Smedley Butler

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I am inspired by the diversity of the entrepreneurs that come into 'Shark Tank' and the ability of the show to reach all Americans.

Troy Carter

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When have you ever heard of a cantor or any artist turning anyone down when he is strongly urged to perform?

Sholom Aleichem

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Holly Holm is a heck of an athlete and a heck of a fighter.

Robbie Lawler

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Before I film a movie, I look at how the character will move and walk.

Romain Duris

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I actually went to college with Adam Sandler. He was a dramatic actor, too!

Molly Shannon

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