Jenny Eclair Quotes

As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.

Jenny Eclair

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality:
  • Birth: March 16, 1960

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YourselfBetterSmokingYouLooks

I took my time to find the perfect girl.

Joe Namath

GirlTimePerfectFindMy TimeTook

I guess the more serious you play something, if the context is funny, then it will be funny and it doesn't really require you to be necessarily, explicitly humorous, or silly.

Jesse Eisenberg

FunnySillyYouPlaySeriousWill

When I signed up for Google Plus, my reaction after playing around with it for a little bit was like, 'Huh, I think Facebook should be scared.' In part, because it's a really elegant product. It's very fast.

Jennifer Lee

ThinkFastGoogleReactionElegant

I believe that, as long as there is plenty, poverty is evil.

Robert Kennedy

EvilBelievePovertyLongI Believe

I've convinced myself - I hope I'm right - that children despair of you if you don't tell them the truth.

Maurice Sendak

TruthHopeChildrenMyselfYouTell

Music can be transformative, utterly transformative. The act of music is utterly transformative.

Robert Fripp

MusicActTransformativeUtterly

I wish there was more for minorities than sitcoms. I'd like to see a soap opera about blacks. People don't live in isolation anymore.

Roxie Roker

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I struggled with depression when I was in high school, and I remember thinking that if I got a record deal and got a hit song, that it would solve all those problems for me.

Mike Posner

DepressionSchoolMeSongThinking

I have examined the stomach contents of seven aardvarks.

Louis Leakey

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When I was on 'Idol' and 17, everything was so new. Everyone is so nice and wants to see you succeed.

Jordin Sparks

SucceedYouNewNiceEverythingSee

Magic provides a way of still having room for possibilities, an unlimited sense of what the world offers. Magic is always there when science is found wanting.

Deborah Harkness

ScienceWorldPossibilitiesMagic

My husband and I have known each other since kindergarten. I had a crush on him in school, but we never dated. Then we saw each other again after high school, and there was something instantly familiar about him. I'm a very shy person and was very closed off. But he allowed me to be myself. And there's a safety in that.

Alison Sweeney

RelationshipMyselfSchoolMeSafety

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