Jennifer Coolidge Quotes

The odd things that people say to you are so much more hilarious than what you can come up with.

Jennifer Coolidge

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I worked for a big department store, and strangely, on my first day, they put me in charge of Christmas wrapping. I didn't know how to wrap a present and make it not look like it fell off a truck.

Joel Edgerton

DayMeTruckPresentLookKnow

As you get older, you realize you're only the protagonist in your own story and a blip in someone else's life.

Jenny Zhang

LifeStorySomeoneYouRealizeOwn

But the fact of the matter is that all scientific evidence would show, based upon what we know about this disease, that muscle cuts - that is, the meat of the animal itself - should not cause any risk to human health.

Ann Veneman

HealthAnimalKnowMatterMuscle

CART is one of the safest racing series in the world.

Michael Andretti

WorldRacingCartSeriesSafest

If you wanna cross somebody, then do that. Don't act like it wasn't you.

Suge Knight

YouActSomebodyLikeCrossThen

I've done a fair amount of commercials. I did a bunch of Champion spark plug ads and Levi's and Molson Beer. You wouldn't know it. But some of it's damn good.

Ry Cooder

GoodBeerChampionSparkYouKnow

I was not much good as a waitress.

Mary Beard

GoodMuchWaitress

I say what I'm feeling, and a lot of people feel the same way.

Jorja Smith

PeopleFeelFeelingSayWaySame

We were very poor, and I entered a talent contest as a young teenager because if you entered, even if you didn't win, they gave you a free blouse.

Debbie Reynolds

TalentWinFreeYouYoungPoor

One of my favorite comic books of all-time is the graphic novel 'God Loves, Man Kills.'

Cheo Hodari Coker

GodManFavoriteBooksNovelComic

Neither our oceans nor our radar nor our fighters can keep us intact through another major war.

Philip Morrison

WarThroughKeepUsOceansFighters

I have never endorsed Roy Moore. Just the fact that he was forced off the state supreme court is enough for me.

Susan Collins

MeEnoughNeverSupreme CourtOff

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