Joey Adams Quotes

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Joey Adams

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: January 6, 1911 - December 2, 1999

Topics

MarriageBetterYouSheTakeHer

One of my favorite experiences was '9 to 5,' for one reason: Dolly Parton. I learned what it means to really work hard and do it with a sense of humor about yourself. Every day was joyful.

Joe Mantello

WorkHumorDayYourselfWork Hard

When my first semester grades came out, my mom and dad told me I wouldn't be playing football.

Joe Biden

FootballMeMomGradesSemesterOut

Sleep deprivation robs you of mental strength and impairs your ability to deal with stressful events.

Amy Morin

StrengthSleepYouEventsAbility

Nouns are seldom improved by the modifier 'public.' Few of us, given a private alternative, prefer public restrooms or public transportation or public displays of affection.

Steve Rushin

TransportationAffectionUsSeldom

I remember little of the Yukon or what I wrote there.

Robert W. Service

RememberLittleI RememberWrote

The conditions of suffering that exist today in our impoverished communities are not acceptable. The reflection of those conditions are less concerning to me. And I work everyday about changing the conditions.

Russell Simmons

WorkTodayReflectionSufferingMe

I'm really obsessed with this show right now called 'Power,' produced by 50 Cent.

Martine Syms

PowerNowRightShowObsessedCent

I read less of everything now. With only fond memories of others' work, it will be interesting to give my own journal writing a try now.

Jonathan Carroll

WorkMemoriesWritingInteresting

Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up.

Alfred Hitchcock

BestTearsActorHimUpJust

Things people say strike me as amusing, and I am prone to saying out loud what everybody's thinking.

William Shatner

I AmPeopleMeSayingThinkingSay

I can safely say that losing my mum at the age of 12 and therefore shutting down all of my emotions for the last 20 years has had a quite serious effect on not only my personal life but also my work as well.

Prince Harry

LifeWorkAgeLosingDownEmotions

Stupidity fuses notoriety and celebrity.

Suzanne Fields

StupidityCelebrityNotoriety

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