I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
Joel Madden
Recitation: by Male by Female
Men love war because it allows them to look serious. Because it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them.
John Fowles
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Once an ebook hits the Kindle Top 100, sales tend to snowball as new customers discover it in greater numbers.
Andrew Shaffer
NumbersNewSalesTopSnowballOnce
Zimbabwe will never be a colony again.
Robert Mugabe
WillNeverAgainZimbabweColony
When I took the Hippocratic oath and was effectively 'sworn in' as a doctor, I took the same vow that doctors have taken for generations. Patient autonomy is core to this oath.
Ami Bera
DoctorSamePatientCoreOathTaken
The worst food you'll ever eat will probably be prepared by a 'cook' who calls himself a 'chef.' Mark my words.
Alton Brown
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When I was a child, I used to eat sugar Frosted Flakes with chocolate milk, but I digest, I mean digress.
Stephen Furst
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If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take an equal portion, most people would be contented to take their own and depart.
Socrates
PeopleEqualEveryoneOwnTakeMust
We didn't have everything we wanted when we were younger, but there was never a moment we didn't feel our parents weren't doing everything they could.
RJ Cyler
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I've been out with some extremely beautiful women who have had no sex appeal whatsoever. It really is a lot more than skin deep.
Rod Stewart
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Growing up as an Asian American in this society, there were a lot of times where you feel isolated or out of place as an Asian. And growing up in White America, that's absolutely my experience. And I think that's why I got into acting because I wanted to be anybody else but Asian.
Ming-Na Wen
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I'm just waiting for the first #MeToo moment to happen from a salon because the culture of how assistants are treated, especially in salons in L.A. and New York, is, like, truly unbelievable. You're expected to clock out for lunch and never get paid. You're expected to be there an hour early, stay two hours late.
Jonathan Van Ness
MomentCultureNew YorkWaitingYou
Batman and Superman are very different characters but they're both iconic and elemental. Finding the right story for them both is the key.
Christopher Nolan
StoryKeyFindingSupermanRight
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