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Joey Diaz Quotes

I was just coming out of prison, I was married, and I had a kid, and I didn't know what to do, so I tried stand-up.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: cuban
Birth: February 19, 1963

Topics

Prison Know Kid Out Coming Just

I was a Swedish guy who listened to Too Short.

Short Guy Who Too Listened Swedish

IOS users tend to be ones that really care about being online all the time. They also tend to be willing to pay for that. You might say they are richer users, which is partially true.

Time Care You Say True Pay

Kings had their clowns, the people their actors and musicians. Shakespeare was scheduled as a servant. It is thus that successful stupidity has always treated genius.

Robert Green Ingersoll

Stupidity People Musicians Genius

I was born in Orange County - in Santa Ana. My dad is from California. I was raised on the East Coast. My first two years were in California, but I claim East Coast. I'm sorry, I don't rep California.

Michael B. Jordan

Sorry Born Orange California First

We have a very disabled person in our family who is cared for by someone who lives a life most other people would find impossible, and her faith is making it a joy for her. And you can't argue with that. I mean, you can, but it's fruitless.

Life Family Faith Joy People You

I like geography. I like to know where places are.

Know Geography Places Where Like

I had become wealthy as an art dealer, but my life was never rich until I began serving in a mission and began being blessed by those that were basically hopeless. To see them have hope was the biggest blessing in my life.

Life Hope Blessing Art Blessed Rich

I train twice a day, and I make sure I eat right. I'm an avid tea drinker, and I enjoy the benefits of drinking MateFit. It gives me energy, speeds up my metabolism and helps me shed excess water weight. I also do everything from MMA sparring to strength and conditioning. I make sure to do a combination of different things with my training.

Strength Water Day Training Tea Me

I do believe that it's something that we don't talk about, but when there are clearly defined gender roles, it is much simpler. Because you don't have to think, which people apparently don't like to do.

People Believe Think Gender You

As long as those things are on vinyl or tape or what have you, the record companies are going to release them someday.

Long You Vinyl Release Things Going

'Straight Outta Compton' is the album I'm least happy with. I threw it together in six weeks so we could have something to sell out of the trunk.

Together Happy Out Something Sell

I get sick when I think about someone going to iTunes and downloading two songs off our album. It's not meant to be listened to that way.

Sick Think Someone Meant To Be Way

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