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Jerry Lewis Quotes

I really am opinionated, but not for long. I have found myself coming off of what I think of something because the guy I'm talking to makes better sense than I am. I have so many points of view, I can't keep track of 'em, because I talk to too many people... I'm not so opinionated that I won't budge.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: March 16, 1926

Topics

Myself I Am People Think Better

I couldn't wait to be an adult woman, and I'm glad I felt that way as a kid because, when I grew up, I realised I live in a world where the female form is really disrespected, and society is often trying to wrestle the female form into a shape that looks more like a young boy.

Live Woman Wait World Society Young

I was a disruptive student. I hated my teachers, especially my Spanish teacher. When I went to see the musical 'Matilda,' the horrible Miss Trunchbull brought back all sorts of horrible memories. I'd go into Spanish class, put on headphones, and sing at the top of my lungs until they threw me out.

Memories Teacher Me Back Student Go

I wanted to be an actor when I was a kid.

Actor Kid Wanted

I took my waitress uniform. Seemed fitting.

Uniform Waitress Fitting Took Seemed

I got into computers back in the early '80s, so it was a natural progression of learning about e-mail in the mid-'80s and getting into the Internet when it opened up in the early '90s.

Learning Computers Internet Early Up

I'd rather get up early and go out and do something than stay up late and screw up my body.

Body Early Late Go Out Up

When I had challenges, it taught me to be more on top of it for the future. Things go wrong all the time when you're running your own business, but it's how you perceive it and deal with it that matters.

Future Business Time Me Challenges

People who keep stiff upper lips find that it's damn hard to smile.

Smile People Lips Find Damn Hard

Smile. It instantly lifts the face, and it just lights up the room.

Christie Brinkley

Smile Face Lights Up Room Just

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

I Am Me Doors Open Supermarket Am

My big chip is that I never had an education. I wanted my children to get one so they didn't fall into the same trap as me.

Education Children Me Fall Never

I'm always amazed when a pitcher becomes angry at a hitter for hitting a home run off him. When I strike out, I don't get angry at the pitcher, I get angry at myself. I would think that if a pitcher threw up a home run ball, he should be angry at himself.

Willie Stargell

Home Myself Angry Think Strike Run

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