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Joan Rivers Quotes

I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014

Topics

Smart Door Enough Go Through Any

I directed before I was even in television; I directed in the theatre for seven years, so that was my trade anyway. But in the UK, I've given up any hope of being considered a director.

Hope Theatre Television Director Up

In such a therapeutic, pragmatic, pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps society as ours, the message of God having to do all the work in saving us comes as an offensive shot at our egos.

Work God Society Offensive Us Shot

I have jeans with holes in them and I have nice jeans. I have casual and I have dressy jeans. I've got all kinds.

Amanda Seyfried

Nice Casual Jeans Got Kinds Holes

It is our goal to provide full public access to as many files as we possibly can.

Shirley Williams

Goal Full Our Many Provide Public

I've been so anti-tattoos my whole life.

Life Whole Been

I have never imagined doing anything other than football, but now, thinking about it coldly, if I hadn't been a footballer, I would have been a musician.

Football Thinking Doing Now Never

I'll figure something out by writing a song about it.

Writing Song Out Something Figure

But while I loved all of these courses, there was an irresistible attraction of economics.

Joseph Stiglitz

Economics Loved Attraction Courses

How does a poet teach himself or herself? I think chiefly by imitation, chiefly by practising it as a deliberate technical exercise often. Translation, imitation, those were my methods anyway.

Think Exercise Teach Imitation Poet

Charles Darwin and I and you broke off from the family tree from chimpanzees about five million years ago. They're still our closest genetic kin. We share 98.8 percent of the genes. We share more genes with them than zebras do with horses. And we're also their closest cousin. They have more genetic relation to us than to gorillas.

Family Tree You More Years Genes

And I love a scary movie. It makes your toes curl and it's not you going through it.

Anthony Hopkins

Love You Scary Through Going Toes

I went to Rikers one time to do 'Third Watch,' and I remember thinking, 'Wow, this is a scary place.' We were using a section of the prison where half of it was still populated by inmates.

Time Prison Thinking Remember Place

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