Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

For me, it's a purity thing about the joke itself. It's a test of a joke whether or not you do it completely clean and it works. If it does, then that's a legitimate item you have there. For me, it's nothing to do with finding those words offensive. It's just not what I'm in search of. Do it clean, and you are really earning that laugh.

Jerry Seinfeld

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My problem is that I like technology, but I always have to ask myself, 'Now wait a minute, will I actually have any use for this?'

Jerry Zucker

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I am gennerally understood tho I do not use that awkward squad of pointings called commas colons semicolons etc.

John Clare

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I'm a fan of making things that I've seen but couldn't purchase, or things I bought that didn't fit the way I like.

Andre Benjamin

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I am dumb when it comes to learning dance steps.

Mia Kirshner

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I think Steve Bannon is much to-do about nothing. I think this is a guy who wants to create his own myth.

Ana Navarro

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I definitely wanted this win today and I don't want anybody to talk about my nerves anymore.

Amelie Mauresmo

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It gets too easy to write from the point of view of a male character of my age, with the same cultural frame of reference.

Steven Heighton

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I was a striker before a wrestler. I've always wanted to knock people out.

Robbie Lawler

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Every day after I wake up, I think, 'Wait... this can't be real; I'm still going to wake up.'

Michael Phelps

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What a lonely species we are, searching for signals of life from other galaxies, adopting companion animals, visiting parks and zoos to commune with other beasts. In the process, we discover our shared identity.

Diane Ackerman

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There's so much music from Led Zeppelin that I think I overlooked when I was a kid because I didn't understand it, so now to revisit it at an older age, I have a deeper appreciation for it.

Brendon Urie

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Ideally, it would be cool to actually get to know artists enough to know what their feelings are, what they believe in, what they want people to get from them, what they represent.

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