Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't even know I'm there.

Jerry Seinfeld

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WalkPeopleMeHotelDoingLook

If I hadn't had the outlet of writing and drawing comics, I guess there's a good chance I wouldn't be around today.

Jim Starlin

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People have been to jail when they're innocent. I knew I would never miss a single ball on a snooker table on purpose and, until then, I was sure the evidence would support me.

John Higgins

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Black power can be clearly defined for those who do not attach the fears of white America to their questions about it.

Stokely Carmichael

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Anybody who's been to Ecuador wants to go back because it's beautiful out there.

Michael Steger

BeautifulBackGoOutBecauseBeen

I will say it is funny that writing a song about not wanting to entertain people is what got me a career in entertainment.

Lucy Dacus

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The swelling epidemic of human trafficking makes a mockery of the law and its protections.

Josh Hawley

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You know those Navy SEALs, they weren't Democrats and Republicans. They were just doing what was best for America. Wouldn't that be a great country if all of you Americans were just like that? You followed orders, you marched in step and you followed my agenda.

Jonah Goldberg

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Human interaction is something that I believe, as humans, we crave for. And that is where bars and social environments come into play.

Jon Taffer

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That's my business, show business.

Debbie Reynolds

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I added and deleted according to the audiences' response to different gestures, and chose songs to build an act that would constantly stimulate my audience.

Chuck Berry

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If I have an idea, I can actualize it through our political leaders.

Aliko Dangote

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You can't be an American if you don't speak English. Our public schools should be mandated to teach all children in English.

Phyllis Schlafly

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