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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: April 29, 1954

Topics

Death Start Road Doing You Only

I continue to dream of a day when my skullcap will not stick out so much.

Meir Soloveichik

Day Dream Will Out Stick Continue

Toronto is a very multicultural city, a place of immigrants, like my parents.

Parents City Immigrants Place Like

I grew up in Hong Kong, and London used to seem very gray: the sky was gray, the buildings were gray, the food was incredibly gray - the food had, like, new kinds of grayness specially invented for it.

John Lanchester

Food Sky Buildings New London Gray

I don't really think of myself as a businessman at all. That's why I have the 'chief creative officer' role.

Myself Creative Think Why Role

I'm a frustrated stand-up comic. If you hand me a microphone and I get one laugh, then I'll go on for 20 minutes.

Me Laugh You Go Hand Get

As an agent, I functioned like a guy. But the fact that I was a woman affected everything.

Woman Everything Guy Like Fact

A Supreme Court decision that concessions of this sort were unconstitutional would have taken them off the table and actually increased the effective sovereignty of elected officials.

Michael Kinsley

Decision Table Supreme Court Off

I tend to gravitate toward Proenza Schouler and Alexander Wang. Their designs are accessible and easy.

Easy Accessible Designs Gravitate

I'm a bit of a geek, and I really like 'Buffy.'

Geek Like Really Buffy Bit

Because we employ no professional preachers, it means that every sermon or lesson in church is given by a regular member - women and men, children and grandparents.

Clayton M. Christensen

Women Children Men Church Lesson

There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.

Winston Churchill

World True Worst Half Going Lies

I think everyone knows someone who's battling with dementia or caring for a relative affected by it. I've been staggered by how commonplace it is.

Caring Think Someone Dementia Been

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