Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.

Jerry Seinfeld

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MarriageWaterGameYouSmokeChess

If you're really in the process of photographing, you are absolutely aware. You are looking.

Jessica Lange

LookingProcessYouAwareAbsolutely

Congressional dysfunction is the logical result of closed primaries, too many gerrymandered one-party seats, and low-turnout elections.

John Delaney

ResultElectionsLogicalDysfunction

I wish I'd been better able to resist the sense of obligation to write some of the poems I did. It's in the nature of commissioned work to be written too much from the side of your mind that knows what it's doing, which dries up the poetry.

Andrew Motion

WorkNaturePoetryMindBetterWish

I wouldn't call myself a brawler.

Andre Ward

MyselfCall

The libertarian position I once propended now seems to me seriously inadequate, in part because it did not fully knit the humane considerations and joint cooperative activities it left room for more closely into its fabric.

Robert Nozick

MeNowSeriouslyMorePositionRoom

At some point in your career, maybe you, too, have made the life-altering decision to start anew. If so, you know first-hand how exciting, challenging, and sometimes disorienting the first 30, 60, 90 days can be.

Angela Ahrendts

DecisionStartYouCareerSometimes

You can't make everybody love what you do, but you can know how great you feel doing it.

Michael Bolton

LoveGreatFeelDoingYouKnow

Like many other touchstones of twenty-first-century pop culture, 'The Sopranos' was hatched in the late Nineties, predicting a future that never arrived. It was designed for a decade that would be just like the Nineties, except more so, in an America that enjoyed seeing itself as smarter and braver and freer than ever before.

Rob Sheffield

FutureCultureAmericaSeeingLate

Being No. 1. It's talked about all of the time in hip-hop. 'I'm still No. 1! I'm the best! I'm the greatest of all time!' It's the same mentality in sports.

Michael Rapaport

SportsTimeBestHip-HopSameBeing

Anyone driving a 1992 Cutlass, take it back, because I built it.

Loni Love

DrivingBackTakeBecauseBuilt

I look back at Ella Fitzgerald and Sarah Vaughan, and especially Betty Carter, whom I admire the most, and I say, OK, they set a standard of excellence. I listen to them not for what they are doing, but to study where they are coming from because, for me, jazz is life experience.

Dianne Reeves

LifeExperienceExcellenceMeDoing

People used to pooh-pooh the idea of a check-in, saying that this wasn't interesting. But when you have 3 billion of those data points, you can take any latitude and longitude anywhere in the world, and I'll tell you what is interesting now, 20 minutes from now, and 6 hours from now.

Dennis Crowley

PeopleWorldSayingInterestingData

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