Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cranky. There's entertaining cranky, annoying cranky, angry cranky.

Jerry Seinfeld

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I used to write about experiences that a 20-year-old would write about - going out with your friends, having a drink. You know, things were a little bit sexier in a different way. Now, you know, I'm a mom, and I want to filter some of the things that I say.

Jessie James Decker

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I think the choice of actors that we have is a little more varied and rich here in New York than in L.A.

Jerry Orbach

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Obama was the first American president to see technology as an engine to improve lives and accelerate society more quickly than any government body could.

Jenna Wortham

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See, I never wrote arrangements for the band for Judy Garland; I did strictly special material, special lyrics, put together all of her medleys.

Mel Torme

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I see myself as not a typical theater person, but a person who uses the theater as a place to meet people and explore ideas.

Anna Deavere Smith

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Justice for crimes against humanity must have no limitations.

Simon Wiesenthal

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You can win it in the late innings if you never quit.

Robert Forster

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There's nothing classic about what's around now. I am a bit old-school. There are some things that are never out of fashion because they just look good. But if you want classic style these days you have to get it made.

Jay Kay

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Even though I played national level badminton, I told my parents when I was in 10th that I was not interested in continuing. Being a model or actor fascinated me from a young age, and I even did a couple of ads when I was just eight years old.

Deepika Padukone

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Having the right people around you all the time is important. I do take the acting seriously. But this is all fun. I look at it like smoke and mirrors. I still think it's a dream, but I ain't pinching myself yet.

Chris Brown

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We have a zero tolerance policy here at Bellator when it relates to any form of domestic violence.

Scott Coker

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It's extremely hard for the economy to grow when the workforce is shrinking.

Todd Young

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