Joan Rivers Quotes

It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.

Joan Rivers

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014

Topics

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My mother had abandoned the family, so grandmother raised me. And she was instrumental in that she taught me that the world is a glorious place. She taught me to embrace humanity. And she'd say there's never an excuse for joy. And to be thankful.

Jewell Parker Rhodes

FamilyMotherThankfulJoyMeWorld

I'm saying that there's way more to 9/11 than mainstream media and our government have told us.

Jesse Ventura

GovernmentSayingMediaWayMoreUs

I believe that there are better opportunities to keep people safe if we are outside the European Union.

Michael Gove

PeopleBelieveOpportunitiesBetter

Country music historically has been sort of middle-aged people's music.

John Shelton Reed

MusicPeopleCountryCountry Music

Those theologians who are beginning to take the doctrine of creation very seriously should pay some attention to science's story.

John Polkinghorne

ScienceBeginningStoryAttention

It is hardly surprising that the Georgian domestic style emerges as the most remarkable in the world.

Stephen Gardiner

StyleWorldSurprisingMostDomestic

Our stadium seats over 80,000, and we sell all of our tickets.

Steve Spurrier

OverStadiumSellOurTicketsSeats

I'm married to the street; I ain't gonna switch over. I ain't gonna go religion on nobody. I believe in God - God is for the thugs too - but the streets are in the most trouble. So I'mma keep it focused on the streets and the struggle. That's what I'm mainly about.

Trick Daddy

GodStruggleReligionBelieveStreet

One project I am pretty excited about is 'Autonomy Cube.' These are basically minimalist sculptures that create a free and open Wi-Fi network wherever you install them, and they are routed over Tor, which basically anonymizes the traffic of everybody using it.

Trevor Paglen

I AmFreeYouCreateTrafficOver

If you are going to make peace, you can't just meet nice people.

Jonathan Powell

PeacePeopleYouNiceMeetGoing

Every time someone downloads a picture, the photographers get paid about 30% of what we charge.

Jon Oringer

TimePictureSomeonePaidGetEvery

My brother and I laughed a lot as kids. We came up in the middle of the Depression, and neither one of us knew we were poor. We had nothing, but we didn't know it.

Dick Van Dyke

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