Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.

Jerry Seinfeld

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FunPeopleLaughComedyFriendsYou

Beyond diversity, the story of Obama's influence on the courts is more complex. Indeed, it could serve as a metaphor for his Presidency: symbolically rich but substantively hazy. Obama took office after years of intense conservative focus on the courts.

Jeffrey Toobin

FocusDiversityInfluenceStoryRich

When you're not born in this country, you kind of study how people talk and how they act, and you try and break things down.

John Cho

PeopleYouDownBornCountryKind

My father was very methodical about life. He'd always ask me, 'Now, what's your system? What's your schedule like?' I have no big system, no rigid schedule. When he would ask, 'How do you do this? Give it to me step by step,' I'd try to convince him that there were no step-by-steps.

Jeff MacNelly

LifeFatherStepMeYouSchedule

Sam Walton was a master storyteller who used illustrative stories to reinforce his cultural standards.

Michael Bergdahl

MasterStandardsUsedWhoStories

I've tried to choose roles where women are not just reacting or waiting for something to happen.

Ana de Armas

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It's great fun being an academic because you have a certain licence to be a bit of a joker.

Mary Beard

GreatFunYouAcademicJokerBeing

You're always better off if you quit smoking; it's never too late.

Loni Anderson

BetterSmokingYouNever Too Late

In every novel, I write about something - a place, an experience, an emotion - with which I'm intimately familiar, but it's also crucial to me that I take on challenges. If write only inside my comfort zone, I'll suffocate.

Julia Glass

ExperienceMeChallengesComfort Zone

I love when a scene can almost be boring because it's so honest, you know.

Dito Montiel

LoveYouKnowBoringHonestAlmost

Digital technology is both arousing and distancing. We don't look at the users on the other side as people. They aren't - they're just usernames, Facebook photos and Twitter handles.

Douglas Rushkoff

TechnologyPeopleLookDigitalSide

I think once you're past 30 you shouldn't wear a lot of glitter.

Chloe Sevigny

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The most important thing is to be passionate and ready to accept the pains that sometimes go along with the business.

Christopher Lambert

BusinessReadyImportantSometimes

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