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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: April 29, 1954

Topics

Good Team I Can Three Two Out

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section.

Humor Bookstore Feminist Section

People should be free to find or make for themselves the kinds of educational experience they want their children to have.

Children Experience People Free Find

A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop.

Soul Tools Accomplish Monkey Will

Victims recite problems. Leaders develop solutions. That might seem like common sense, but common sense is rarely common practice.

Robin S. Sharma

Practice Problems Common Sense Seem

People who aren't as interested in recorded music as they used to be will say, 'Oh, 'Buena Vista?' Loved it.' And I'll say, 'Well, how about any of my other recent records. I've been doing some pretty good ones. You like those?' And they go, 'Huh?'

Good Music People Loved Doing You

The name iRobot comes from 'Internet-connected robot.'

Plan B is really a little garage band of three people, and our mandate has been to help get difficult material, that might not otherwise get made, to the screen and to work with directors we respect.

Work Respect People Help Plan Three

I have been listening to sport and watching sport on the BBC since I was a tiny boy.

Listening Boy Watching Been Tiny

The soul is dyed with the color of its leisure thoughts.

Soul Thoughts Color Leisure Dyed

I will not be voting for Donald Trump for president. This is not a decision I make lightly, for I am a lifelong Republican. But Donald Trump does not reflect historical Republican values nor the inclusive approach to governing that is critical to healing the divisions in our country.

Decision I Am Healing Voting Values

Through a shared aim, shared needs, shared love of a shared result in theatre, from the creation of space... the coming-together of an endlessly repeated climax of shared performance, again and again, something special can appear.

Love Space Theatre Performance Aim

The best thing for your psyche as you try to accomplish anything, really, is to just concentrate on all the little things. And not just as a means to an end, but truly enjoy them.

Richard Linklater

Best Little Things End Enjoy You

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