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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: April 29, 1954

Topics

Funny Live World You Not Interested

A placebo-controlled, double-blind, randomised trial of boys with autism found that two to three servings of cruciferous vegetables a day improves social interaction, abnormal behaviour and verbal communication - within a matter of weeks.

Communication Day Vegetables Three

Astronomy teaches the correct use of the sun and the planets.

Stephen Leacock

Sun Planets Astronomy Correct Use

When we are flat on our backs there is no way to look but up.

Look Way Up Our Flat Backs

Chinese people like to do things with a low profile; they do not like to expose their wealth.

People Wealth Profile Things Low

The tones of gray, pale turquoise and pink will prevail.

Pink Will Gray Prevail Turquoise

I've seen a lot of zombie films as a teenager, and I think teens in general, or teen boys, watch a lot of horror. There's a lot of morbidity that goes on in that age.

Age Teen Think Horror Watch Seen

A room full of great sportsmen is so much better than a room full of actors.

Great Better Room Than Full Much

When I was in New York, I put together a show; I put together this really great band and performed at this place called Littlefield in Brooklyn. It was really fun. I did, like, 10 standards, and then I just hopped around different bars like Mona's and different jazz clubs in New York just singing because I know all the standards so well.

Great Together Fun New York Singing

If anybody ever points out to me I'm chewing scenery, I certainly like to stop doing that.

William Fichtner

Me Scenery Doing Stop Out Like

The first record I bought with my own money was Rio.

Money My Own First Own Rio Record

When people talk about my business, my life, I'm really private. Maybe someone thinks I'm arrogant or something, but it's just me.

Mario Balotelli

Life Business People Me My Life

I'm for a drug-free sport and always will be.

Will Always Sport

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