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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: April 29, 1954

Topics

Birthday Candle Cake You Know See

As a teenager, I was undeveloped and out of touch. The arts was another arena in which to do combat and challenge myself. I read difficult books like James Joyce's 'Ulysses,' but I didn't really understand it, and no one was going to call me on it because I was 16.

Myself Challenge Me Understand Touch

If there is a person behaving more destructively in popular culture than Mario Lavandeira, I cannot think of one. He has used cruelty as a crass mechanism to build up his own celebrity and has utilized political correctness to protect himself while using it as a weapon to dehumanize those he doesn't agree with.

Andrew Breitbart

Culture Think Political Person Build

Freedom has never been free.

Freedom Free Never Been

You make mistakes. Mistakes don't make you.

Failure Mistakes You Make

My work is mostly about longing, human relationships, science and children - and a little bit about ghosts and reincarnation.

Work Science Children Relationships

The most beautiful girl in the room not only gets the guy, she lands the job, gets better service at a restaurant, rises through the social ranks before her friends. Doors open for the beautiful woman that may not for a female who is twice as smart but half as beautiful.

Amanda de Cadenet

Girl Beautiful Service Job Woman

The manufacture and running of all the world's computers, the toxicity of the hardware mountains that we currently dump on other countries; all this can be totted up on the environmental account of web-users and its authors.

Tristram Stuart

Mountains Environmental World Up

Definition is the death of discovery.

Death Discovery Definition

Oh, the little more, and how much it is! And the little less, and what worlds away.

Robert Browning

More Little Away Worlds Much How

By far the most important factor in the success or failure of any school, far more important than tests or standards or business-model methods of accountability, is simply attracting the best-educated, most exciting young people into urban schools and keeping them there.

Success Failure School People Young

I used to throw on soundtracks, and orchestral stuff would be the only thing I could write to, maybe 'Dead Can Dance' or 'Cocteau Twins' or something. Mostly, it was movies scores that would kind of inspire me.

Christopher McCulloch

Dance Me Inspire Movies Kind Dead

'WhatsApp' provides phone number-based messaging, and people asked, 'Isn't that what SMS is?' Yes, but SMS is expensive, antiquated, and what WhatsApp did was modernize and level that playing field.

People Phone Yes Expensive Playing

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