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Joan Rivers Quotes

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014

Topics

Funny Hate Start You Over Again

If I was such a corporate Democrat, why would the California Nurses Association, one of the leading advocates for a single-payer system, endorse me?

Me Why California System Democrat

Siemens is keen on all the same things the UAE is keen on.

Same Things Keen Same Things

I don't like the term 'mental illness.' I'd rather just say 'mad.' Just like I always say 'loony bin,' not 'mental hospital.'

Mad Say Mental Illness Hospital Just

I view my strongest competition as myself. You're always trying to top yourself, rather than worrying about what other people are doing.

Myself Yourself Competition People

I never will watch a meet that I don't do well in. I just don't like to.

Meet Will Never Watch Well Just

I expected to be a pretty good NBA point guard and hopefully win a championship. But MVP and all this stuff? Not really.

Good Win Point Pretty NBA Guard

When I play a song for someone the first time, if I make 'em laugh, I think, 'Yes, I've succeeded.'

Time Song Think Laugh Someone Play

Hollywood's famous for putting you in a box.

Famous You Hollywood Box Putting

Television became defensible - and, frankly, worshipped - because the shows started to be so carefully structured, so attentive to language, and so visually interesting that they suddenly caught people's eye.

People Eye Language Interesting

I realized that one of the differences between news photography and dance photography was that the former has to tell a specific story, whereas all a dance photograph had to be was visually interesting.

Lois Greenfield

Dance Story Interesting Photography

I know and live with the real Dilip Kumar. He is a simple man, hard working, who has survived time.

Live Time Simple Man Know Hard

People think, 'Oh, I'm loving myself by sitting on this sofa for four hours.' Love yourself enough to get up!

Love Myself Yourself Love Yourself

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