Joan Rivers Quotes

As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making jokes about absolutely everything.

Joan Rivers

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014

Topics

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I love sightseeing.

Joe Jonas

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The mistake that was made was, of course, leaving Saddam in charge of affairs over there.

John Dingell

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I think my mother realized she had a somewhat unusual daughter pretty early on.

Amber Heard

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While politicians may be forgiven for failing to predict the future - who can, alas? - it is amazing that they defiantly ignore the past.

Michael Korda

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When doubt comes against us, we have to lift up the shield of faith. We do this when we open our mouth and say what God's Word says, rather than grumbling and complaining about the problem.

Joyce Meyer

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Through her paintings, she breaks all the taboos of the woman's body and of female sexuality.

Diego Rivera

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The death penalty not only takes away the life of the person strapped to the table - it takes away a little bit of the humanity in each of us.

Clint Smith

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I hate when people call me 'The Boz'.

Brian Bosworth

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I'm pretty chill.

Brooks Koepka

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It's important to have girlfriends, because guys tend to come and go.

Ashley Tisdale

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Half the time on vacation, if I'm in a bikini, I allow myself - I eat, like, waffles and pancakes for breakfast, so that's me after, like, a big meal. I'm not the one that's like, 'Oh my gosh, I'm going to be on the beach.'

Ashley Tisdale

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I compose my own stuff. I've been writing songs with words. I've been playing more on the keyboard because I can transpose it to sheet music on the computer.

Alicia Witt

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