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Joan Rivers Quotes

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014

Topics

God Wisdom Today History Tomorrow

My personal advice is to go to school first and get a liberal arts education, and then if you want to pursue acting, go to graduate school.

Education School Graduation Advice

The best way to begin genuine bipartisanship to make America stronger is to work together on the real crises facing our country, not to manufacture an artificial crisis to serve a special interest agenda out of touch with the needs of Americans.

Work Best Together America Stronger

I love Whole Foods. I love the Austin-based boutique supermarket chain so much I find ways to go there almost every day.

Andrew Breitbart

Love Day Every Day Find Go Whole

To properly reflect the changes of the world and of the UN, with its growing number of member states, we would like to see an enlargement of the SC that gives room for new members, not least developing countries.

World New Growing Changes See Room

What I think is wrong is spending £9m of taxpayers' money on one particular piece of one-sided propaganda.

Money Think Wrong Propaganda Piece

I was not the kind of a principal player that was so in demand that eight or 10 or 12 scripts came per month.

Kind Principal Month Demand Eight

I have been looking forward to this age of my life for a long time. In my twenties, I marked the days on the calendar - I was sick of playing high-school kids.

Life Age Time Looking Forward Sick

I did well as an actor in Australia, and then Paramount invited me over... to have a look at me.

Me Look Australia Actor Over Well

Because too many times in life there's just one person that I met, just one thing that I heard, one movie that I saw, one song that was sung, that changed my life. So I'm always trying to stay awake to be in the moment, and capture the moments when they come, because they come and go all the time.

Mike Singletary

Life Time Moment Song My Life

Some people are denizens of the studio. I'm more of a denizen of the live appearance. I love the live thing.

Love Live People Appearance More

I like to play music, and I like to be funny, so I just do both at the same time.

Christopher Guest

Funny Music Time Play Same Just

The reason I don't tour is that I don't know how to front a band. What would I do? I can't really play anything well enough to deal with that situation.

Enough Situation Play Know Reason

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