Joan Rivers Quotes

Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we're going down the tube.

Joan Rivers

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014

Topics

LifeFunnyToughBetterLife Is Hard

Whatever you cannot understand, you cannot possess.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

YouUnderstandWhateverCannot

I've had some wins. And been knocked down with defeats. Glimpsed views from the top of the mountain. And walked through the darkest of valleys. But through this entire ride called 'a life' - I've refused to give up.

Robin S. Sharma

LifeRideMountainDownTopDarkest

The use of military force against Iran would be very dangerous. It would be very provocative. The only thing worse would be Iran being a nuclear power.

Rudy Giuliani

PowerDangerousNuclear PowerAgainst

Maybe the body learns from dreams. Maybe the muscles, the neutrons, revitalize.

Michael Zaslow

DreamsBodyMusclesMaybeLearns

NBC has not once given me a music note. I get the freedom to do what I want, and that's kind of amazing.

Brian Reitzell

MusicFreedomAmazingMeWantKind

There's been no major motion picture released by a studio, no independent motion picture, in theaters, with King at the center, in the 50 years since these events happened, when we have biopics on all kinds of ridiculous people. And nothing on King? No cinematic representation that's meaningful and centered.

Ava DuVernay

KingPeoplePictureNothingEvents

I'm thankful to God for having a family that's been there for me. He's been there from the time I was a child to even now with my family helping with my little boy. It's worth more than words could ever describe. That's one of the ways I've been able to stay grounded is thanks to family and God.

Ashton Shepherd

FamilyGodThankfulTimeWordsMe

When I see a room full of people pedaling away on stationary bikes, I fall into an existential spiral. It's confirmation that all we do as humans is pedal, pedal, pedal, and go nowhere. We're just specks of dust in the universe, riding 1970s stationary bicycles.

Ali Liebegott

PeopleUniverseFallGoRidingSee

I didn't expect to be dropped by England.

Rio Ferdinand

ExpectEnglandDropped

Ever since I was a kid, I always wanted to be an actor.

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

ActorKidAlwaysWantedSinceEver

I chose the Republican Party because of the principles the party was founded on. This was the party of freedom. This was the party that sought the abolition of slavery.

Ryan Frazier

FreedomSlaveryPartyPrinciples

All this misjudgment that we have of each other is based on ignorance. The second you get to travel, you see that human beings, no matter where they come from, they are the same.

Marjane Satrapi

IgnoranceTravelYouMatterSeeGet

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