What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon?
Jo Brand
Recitation: by Male by Female
I had a lot of chaos in my very early years before I was old enough to know what was going on, and then I just skated through the rest of my childhood without dealing with it.
Jeremy Sisto
ChildhoodChaosRestEnoughEarly
Get this, kids - how a man proposes isn't what makes him romantic. It's how a man purposes to lay down his life that makes him romantic.
Ann Voskamp
LifeRomanticManDownHimGet
I'll go back and take what the people owe me.
Mike Tyson
PeopleMeBackGoTakeOwe
Man keeps inventing things all the time.
Mikhail Kalashnikov
TimeManThingsInventingKeeps
It's not because things are difficult that we dare not venture. It's because we dare not venture that they are difficult.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
DareDifficultThingsVenture
I don't own an iPod!
Don Dokken
OwniPod
This isn't the most handsome face in the world, and there are a lot of younger guys out there, but I keep hanging in there.
Dennis Farina
WorldFaceHandsomeOutHangingLot
If you're lucky enough to have a permanent position, don't feel entitled. Companies value longtime employees' institutional memory, but to be irreplaceable, you must stay invested. Take the initiative and assume new responsibilities.
Chris Gardner
ValueMemoryEmployeesEnoughYou
I really dig The Byrds. I think they are the most underrated - in their original form - pop group.
Bruce Johnston
ThinkGroupOriginalDigUnderrated
It's not true that I never left South Bend to recruit a player. It is true that I didn't leave very often.
Ara Parseghian
TrueNeverBendLeaveLeftPlayer
I think that after divorce, I took my life a little bit more seriously, because you have to face endings in a way that you maybe never - death in one thing, but an ending in your own chapter. It's so clearly placed there for you with divorce.
Alice Eve
LifeDeathEndingFaceThinkYou
I think it's never too late to learn - or it's a lesson that's good to continue learning - that you need to treat everyone on a set with respect.
Alison Brie
LearningGoodRespectTreatThink
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