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Jo Brand Quotes

I wasn't one of those hideous children who make their parents sit through hour-long performances when you're seven. I didn't do anything like that thankfully.

Jo Brand

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: british
Birth: July 23, 1957

Topics

Children Parents You Anything Sit

Well, one of the most important things for Americans to be reminded of is that a lot of the exceptional nature of our country is founded in Judeo-Christian values that promotes individualism, personal responsibility, a strong work ethic, and a commitment to family, charity.

Jim DeMint

Work Family Nature Responsibility

The Lakers had been home to me, unlike the home I had grown up and felt apart from.

Jerry West

Home Me Up Been Lakers Apart

I like to go to bed early.

Jenna Bush

Early Bed Go Like

The most offensive thing that ever occurred in 'The New Yorker' would be, like, the mildest thing at a Chris Rock concert.

Robert Mankoff

New Rock Concert Offensive Would

My folks were busy. My dad was a teacher, and it was during the Second World War, and my mother was working. So I got my stories from films and books. I read a lot, and I love to read to this day.

Robert Osborne

Love Mother Teacher Day War World

You've gotta really touch people to move them to buy your records.

Travis Scott

People You Touch Buy Move Your

Both Israel and America should acknowledge that scraps of information cannot serve as the basis for action against Iran, and they should find new criteria for such a decision.

Ronen Bergman

Decision Action America Information

They gave me four weeks, and I asked if the first week could be just music with the two main conductors. So, the conductors came over to my home, and we worked in the music room, and I learned my two little songs.

Rue McClanahan

Home Music Me Week First Over

Both Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich supported the Wall Street bailout.

Michele Bachmann

Wall Street Wall Street Both Newt

When you're Judy Garland and you want something, you just pick up the phone and call somebody. Anybody.

Lorna Luft

You Phone Want Up Call Something

I can only write about two or three pages of fiction a day.

Susan Isaacs

Day I Can Three Write Two Fiction

I spent two years at the Guthrie Theater in Minneapolis, and then some New York types saw me there as Benvolio in 'Romeo and Juliet.' They sent me some enticing letters - about why didn't I come to New York? - and since it was well below zero that winter in Minneapolis, it didn't take much to get me to leave.

Peter MacNicol

Winter New York Me New Letters Why