Jo Brand Quotes

There are two types of people in this world: one who opens a packet of biscuits, has one and puts the rest back in the cupboard, and one who eats the whole packet in one go.

Jo Brand

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PeopleWorldRestBackGoTwo

When I'm gone, they'll say, 'I always thought he was straight, but he wasn't - he was crooked.'

Jimmy Savile

ThoughtSayAlwaysGoneCrookedHe

Once an ebook hits the Kindle Top 100, sales tend to snowball as new customers discover it in greater numbers.

Andrew Shaffer

NumbersNewSalesTopSnowballOnce

Nick Lea is a great actor, and doing scenes with him was always awesome.

Matt Dallas

GreatDoingActorHimAwesomeNick

It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact.

Ann Coulter

WomenBetterCountryVoteWouldDid

If women had equal access to fertilizer and modern farm machinery, developing countries would produce between 2.5-percent and 4-percent more food.

Sri Mulyani Indrawati

WomenFoodFarmMoreEqualModern

All great work is preparing yourself for the accident to happen.

Sidney Lumet

WorkGreatYourselfGreat Work

Be slow to fall into friendship; but when thou art in, continue firm and constant.

Socrates

FriendshipArtSlowFallContinue

The reason why people are huge stars is nothing to do with acting. It's the magic. Charisma is a word that's used too often; it's something special, and it's what makes stars. It's luck, and basically, it's genes.

Shirley Eaton

StarsPeopleLuckMagicActingWhy

Risk it; go for it. Life always gives you another chance, another go at it. It's very important to take enormous risks.

Mary Quant

LifeRisksChanceYouGoImportant

Travelling to different countries is a goal. I wouldn't mind playing huge places if we got an opportunity to, but it's nice to play small places too. Fish was saying yesterday that he doesn't ever want to play stadiums, or maybe he would once, he said.

Mike Gordon

OpportunityMindSmallSayingFish

I think it's... I don't want to become a social crusader on this issue, but I think sports, male sports, has traditionally not been an inviting environment for gay men to identify themselves. But eventually... we will get to a place where it is not an issue in sports.

David Stern

SportsMenThinkEnvironmentGay

I liked Latin, I like languages, I liked all the myths, and the Roman tales that we were required to translate in Latin, and all these interesting people who were never quite what they thought they would be or seemed to be.

Suzanne Farrell

PeopleThoughtInterestingNeverWho

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