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Jessica Williams Quotes

Thankfully, I already have a mogul I can pattern myself after: Oprah. We're a lot alike. I'm black, I love to relate things people talk about to myself, and people think my best friend and I are lesbians! My strength is that I'm more relatable.

Jessica Williams

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 31, 1989

Topics

Love Strength Friend Myself Best

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.

John Kenneth Galbraith

Politics Man Search Philosophy Moral

At the risk of being old-fartish, I like old-school wines that taste the way the winemaker intended, as opposed to organic and untreated ones with more bottle variation. If I want to take a risk, I'll go bungee-jumping.

John Lanchester

Go Want Way Risk More Taste

If I don't get the service or if I don't the ball in the box, where I want it, I start drifting into midfield. I go and look for the ball. I try to be important for the team in other areas.

Ruud van Nistelrooy

Service Team Start Look Important

Logic is one thing, the human animal another. You can quite easily propose a logical solution to something and at the same time hope in your heart of hearts it won't work out.

Luigi Pirandello

Work Hope Heart Time Animal Logic

Oh, Mrs. Churchill, do come over, someone has killed father.

Lizzie Andrew Borden

Father Someone Over Come Oh Mrs

I was raised Catholic... I fell in love with certain ideals.

Jon Voight

Love I Was Raised Ideals Raised Fell

Laughter kills lonesome. It's one of the great things in our lives.

Chevy Chase

Great Laughter Great Things Things

What I wish for myself is that I could be the kind of person who just goes, 'This is what I need,' and doesn't feel bad about it.

Courteney Cox

Myself Feel Wish Bad Person Kind

I'm going to Malaysia to try and win a million dollars... how exciting is that?

Colleen Haskell

Win Try Going Exciting Million How

There's nothing I'm embarrassed about.

Brian May

Nothing Embarrassed About

When people meet me, many times they're very surprised because they expect someone who is kind of wacky with seven piercings and very hip and cool and New York City, and I'm not.