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Joe Rogan Quotes

My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: August 11, 1967

Topics

Best Treat Friends Way Audience Act

I don't mind being older. I'm proud of my age. I've achieved a lot. It's the same thing with Mick and the Stones. They should be revered and respected. Isn't it strange that now we're living longer we have so much less respect for old age? Perhaps it's a less valuable commodity?

Age Respect Old Age Mind Proud Now

Taste is developed by the diversity of the products one can sample. I think our children today may be missing an education about food. We must teach them to know their cuisine and to know the equilibrium of nourishment. That is very important for health.

Education Today Children Health Food

The Arena League is the best thing that could have happened to me because I get to run the whole process. I'm seeing not only the football side but the business side.

Business Best Football Me Process

One of the things I like about comedy in general is that it affords Asian Americans the opportunity to not be noble.

Opportunity Comedy Asian Noble Like

I love hip hop, and I have a bunch of urban songs I write for fun that I can't put on my albums because people would laugh and point.

Love Fun People Laugh Write Point

It is true that power corrupts. The hope at the polling stations and the actions of the elected representatives, unfortunately, often turn to be opposite. The power of ballot turns into the power of wallet. Some law-makers become law-breakers.

Tsakhiagiin Elbegdorj

Hope Power Power Corrupts True Turn

I hate the anglicanisation of culture, the idea that culture is genteel. It's not genteel.

Culture Hate Idea Genteel

One of my favorite comedies of all time is 'Terms of Endearment;' that's my pace.

Time Pace Favorite Terms Comedies

When you are alone, you need to take many decisions, and you can make mistakes.

Alone Mistakes Decisions You Need

Action-adventure, that genre, only works for me if you can care about the characters. If the hero's not taking some kind of a journey, then there are no stakes - and no stakes, then you don't care if he lives or dies, wins or loses.

Journey Hero Me Care You Kind

I sleep on my stomach with my head under a bunch of pillows so if someone wants to come in and try to kill me they can't tell if I'm there or not, so they'll just leave.

Sleep Me Someone Try Leave Head

The only interesting answers are those that destroy the questions.

Interesting Questions Answers Destroy

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