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Joe Piscopo Quotes

All I ever wanted to do was bit parts on Broadway. I have more than achieved any goal that I aspired to.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 17, 1951

Topics

Goal More Broadway Than Wanted Ever

The message is pretty clear: Americans are sick and tired of the doubletalk coming out of Washington, of us going home and saying we're conservative and then coming up here and voting for 10,000 earmarks. We can't fool America anymore; the media is too good. They're reporting what we're really doing.

Good Home Fool Tired Sick Saying

If something good happens to you, and no one knows it, did it really happen? Moreover, if you don't publicize your accomplishments and good fortune, are you essentially saying you don't care about them?

Good Saying Care You Good Fortune

I always feel like people in general are much weirder and insane than anybody really wants to admit. How dare somebody watch anything and go, 'That's not real!' Go on the subway. For five minutes.

People Feel Admit Dare Go Real

I snootily say I can't take too many dramatic parts, as it's taking work from actors who aren't funny.

Work Funny Say Dramatic Take Who

Let me tell you what the Tea Party stands for. It stands for the fact that we are taxed enough already.

Michele Bachmann

Tea Me Enough You Party Tell

With a houseful of kids you give each other strength.

Strength You Give Kids Other Each

If I was on a third or fourth line I would probably be in the NHL, because you don't have to produce every night.

Night You Line Because Would Third

Most of our physical education teachers were just teachers, and they had to do the extra stuff on their own. I remember very vividly that they would hold a cane pole between two of the students down low, and we would all jump over it. And they would raise it and raise it and raise it.

Education Remember Down Jump Over

I have nowhere claimed nor even implied that unbelief is a guarantee of good conduct or even an indicator of it.

Christopher Hitchens

Good Nowhere Guarantee Even Conduct

I felt I ought not to be wasting time, and I hurried to graduate from high school to enroll at UCSD. I also hurried to finish college, to go on to higher studies. By the time I was in my teens, I had a strong sense of mission, wanting to discover something important or solve a major problem in biology or medicine.

Time School College Medicine Strong

The Republic of Texas is no more.

Texas More Republic

The lopsided attitudes of college professors pose a serious challenge to learning because students are so susceptible to becoming lopsided sheep.

Learning Challenge College Sheep

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