Joe Jamail Quotes

I'm a very egotistical person.

Joe Jamail

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PersonEgotisticalVery

Stand-up is a weird animal. There are people who really want to know what you think about things, your opinion on life. But then there are people who think you're just that beautician in 'Legally Blonde,' who doesn't have opinions on anything. Or that I'm Stifler's mom and hot for it all the time.

Jennifer Coolidge

LifeTimeAnimalPeopleMomOpinion

I was only a bridesmaid for my sister, and it was very calm and small, so I didn't have any tragedy.

Melissa McCarthy

SisterSmallCalmTragedyOnlyVery

The moral angle to the foreclosure crisis - and, of course, in capitalism we're not supposed to be concerned with the moral stuff, but let's mention it anyway - shows a culture that is slowly giving in to a futuristic nightmare ideology of computerized greed and unchecked financial violence.

Matt Taibbi

CultureCapitalismFinancialGreed

Someone once told me to believe 5 percent of what everybody tells you.

Mia Wasikowska

MeBelieveSomeoneYouPercentOnce

I had a weird accent. Dutch people speak American English, and my parents were Jamaican, with their own broken English.

Stefflon Don

BrokenParentsPeopleSpeakWeird

If you don't eat right as an athlete, you'll get tired and won't be as sharp. It's simple to drink sodas and sports drinks, but water is the most essential drink to put in your body.

Troy Polamalu

SportsWaterSimpleTiredYouBody

Literature helps us transcend ourselves.

Mohsin Hamid

LiteratureUsTranscendOurselves

Like me, the great majority of Americans wish both to preserve the traditional definition of marriage and to oppose bias and intolerance directed towards gays and lesbians.

Mitt Romney

MarriageGreatMeWishBiasLike

Crisper is great. The future of gene therapy looks bright.

Liz Parrish

FutureGreatLooksTherapyBright

The commander in the field is always right and the rear echelon is wrong, unless proved otherwise.

Colin Powell

WrongRightAlwaysCommanderField

No one wants to be pretentious about what they do or take it seriously, because that is just weird.

Philip Seymour Hoffman

WeirdSeriouslyTakeBecauseJust

My favorite snack would have to be Fritos, no doubt about it. Fritos and mayonnaise. I know. Really healthy, isn't it?

Sylvester Stallone

DoubtHealthyKnowSnackWould

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