Jim Gaffigan Quotes

Manhattan's probably one of the bluest parts in the country, and Indiana's definitely one of the redder states. I have sympathy for both sides.

Jim Gaffigan

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SympathyCountrySidesBoth Sides

What was unique about me being in City Hall during the Giuliani Administration, I was the only one who wasn't an attorney. I may have been the only one who didn't work in a prosecutor's office. So I took a completely different point of view on how the city should be run. Very close to a business, very close on metrics and numbers.

Joe Lhota

WorkBusinessCityMeViewUnique

I just don't like travelling very much.

Jo Brand

JustLikeMuchTravellingVery

As a governor and senator, John Chafee set the standard for honesty and decency that the rest of us on our best days could only dream to emulate.

John McCain

HonestyBestRestDreamDaysUs

If the ascent of women has been much exaggerated, so has the descent of men.

Stephanie Coontz

WomenMenBeenMuchExaggerated

There is something exciting about saving up for a special treat. Bring back the piggy bank!

Sophie Kinsella

TreatBackSpecialBankUpBring

At the heart of any successful film is a powerful story. And a story should be just that: a narrative with a beginning, middle, and end, powerful protagonists that audiences can identify with, and a dramatic arc that is able to capture and hold viewers' intellectual and emotional attention.

Julia Bacha

HeartBeginningStoryEndPowerful

I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.

Johnny Damon

BeerWayRightWeightRight Way

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

Diana Vreeland

ImportantThe Most ImportantAtom

For me, if I knew that I wanted to be a CEO and I set that final destination right up front, that helped me develop a career track.

Denise Morrison

MeDestinationCareerRightUpCEO

In politics, every day is filled with numerous opportunities for serious error. Enjoy it.

Donald Rumsfeld

DayPoliticsOpportunitiesEnjoy

I love Prince Harry. Good looking and a bit of a rebel. Me and his dad are as thick as thieves and I knew Harry before I knew his dad so we've met a few times. I think he's amazing. And I think you can relate to him because he's made mistakes. He's cool.

Cheryl Cole

LoveGoodMistakesAmazingMeCool

I get recognized for 'The Killing' all the time. People yell out, 'I hope you didn't kill her!' They yell that out in the street.

Brandon Jay McLaren

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