All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it.
Jim Gaffigan
Recitation: by Male by Female
Writing is taking a risk, and it is actually fighting invisible and invincible enemies. They are over-confidence, stupidity, expectation and narcissism.
Andrea Hirata
StupidityWritingFightingRisk
I'd say a lot of black comics were forced to do the black comedy circuit. I'd go into black comedy clubs and see what they're going through, which is different because they're almost made to be in another world.
Sinbad
WorldBlackComedyGoSaySee
That and the fact that I knew that nobody was going to publish my work at Dark Horse or DC or anywhere.
Rob Walton
WorkHorseDarkNobodyGoingKnew
I love using my imagination. I love writing about animals.
Mary Pope Osborne
LoveImaginationWritingAnimals
Scott McAdams is a nice guy, but I don't know that most Alaskans believe that he's electable.
Lisa Murkowski
BelieveKnowNiceGuyMostHe
If anyone tells you that you cannot legislate morality, remeber that legislation IS morality.
Jay Alan Sekulow
YouMoralityLegislationCannot
Writers now are putting total faith in designers at Apple and Amazon. It's almost like a race-car driver having no input into how cars are designed.
Jonathan Safran Foer
FaithAppleNowDriverAlmostLike
The regular things in my life now - training sessions and playing matches - will all fall away. That will leave a big empty space and it will need to be filled.
Dennis Bergkamp
LifeTrainingSpaceMy LifeFall
They said it was impossible to touch the third rail of politics, to take on public-sector unions and to reform a pension and health benefits system that was headed to bankruptcy. But with bipartisan leadership, we saved taxpayers $132 billion dollars over 30 years and saved retirees their pensions. We did it.
Chris Christie
LeadershipHealthPoliticsImpossible
My biggest goal in life is to not be annoying about being a bride.
Chrissy Teigen
LifeBrideGoalAnnoyingBeing
Cinema has evolved, and it is high time we stop policing it so rigorously.
Ali Fazal
TimeCinemaStopHighPolicing
But unlike European countries, America has never finished a map of the United States, only the eastern United States is covered and a few spots here and there.
William Labov
AmericaMapNeverUnitedHereOnly
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