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Jim Gaffigan Quotes

I worked on 'USA Today' as a topic for while. I tried to do something on hand chairs, chairs that look like hands. I really tried. But some topics are not truly universal.

Jim Gaffigan

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 7, 1966

Topics

Today Hands Look Hand Something

I have learned to feel my way through life, personally and professionally.

Angela Ahrendts

Life Feel I Have Learned Way Through

In regard to education, something has been done by the Provincial Legislature; but to build churches, and to place clergymen is a work of greater difficulty.

John Strachan

Work Education Place Done Build

When friends wanted to go to the centre of town, they took a bus or tram. I took the ball and went running after them. School was hell because I had to put the ball on the ground. Outside, I was free, playing the ball.

Robin Van Persie

School Free Hell Friends Go Outside

I'm just basically spillin' out my emotions to the world. 'Cause rap is about emotion. And I want you to feel what I'm feelin', 'cause that's what it's all about.

Ludacris

World Feel You Emotions Want Out

I wonder if it's in the nature of fiction writers to never quite see their own lives as 'real,' since we are always making stuff up!

Julia Glass

Nature Wonder Never Real Always See

I try to keep it real. I don't have time to worry about what I'm projecting to the world. I'm just busy being myself.

Demi Lovato

Time Myself World Busy Worry Try

We always seem to be a bit surprised that our children are reflecting stuff that we are showing them. I don't know about you, but every movie that I saw when I was a kid, I emulated. I was Haley Mills for an entire summer and had an English accent.

Cheryl Ladd

Children You Summer Know Kid Always

I always like to take my time and examine the two candidates, see not only the two candidates but the policies they will bring in, the people they will bring in, who they might appoint to the Supreme Court, and look at the whole range of issues before making a decision.

Colin Powell

Time Decision People Look Will See

It's important to remember that because these athletes exercise so beyond what even a normal active person would, they generally must also supplement their diet.

Chuck Norris

Diet Remember Exercise Person Beyond

I was not influenced by Jack Benny, and people have remarked on my timing and Jack's timing, but I don't think you can teach timing. It's something you hear in your head.

Bob Newhart

People Think You Timing Teach Head

I loved performing in the 'High School Musical' movies - that didn't seem like work - but the gym felt like torture!

Ashley Tisdale

Work School High School Loved Gym

Guys say 'like' all the time, and no one notices it.

Phoebe Robinson

Time Say Like Guys Notices