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Jim Gaffigan Quotes

Comics write to their point of view. If you're an exceedingly irreverent comedian, you've got to see where that point of view fits or produces the most funny.

Jim Gaffigan

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 7, 1966

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Funny View You Point Of View See

After doing some research with my agent, we found out Klipsch was an official Colts partner, and they were based in Indianapolis, which only added to my esteem for the company. I also have a passion for design and technology that developed while I was at Stanford and appreciate the quality of Klipsch's speakers and headphones.

Andrew Luck

Technology Passion Quality Research

Christina Aguilera's 'Stripped' had a lot of good songs. It's my range, so I use it to warm up a lot.

Amy Lee

Good Warm Up Songs Range Use

I've gotten out of bed a lot of days for a lot less than $10,000.

Amber Valletta

Bed Out Days Than Less Lot

I do hikes; I do swimming.

Stella Maxwell

Swimming Hikes

I came to the conclusion that the very best thing for Rosie, from the time she was 2 weeks old, was for us to get married.

Robert Blake

Time Best She Old Us Get

When I need to complete a project of primary importance, I'm around nature a lot.

Robin S. Sharma

Nature Project Need Complete Around

Many hotels, I just sat there and - I call it the silent scream - I don't know why, you just sit there, and tears will just come down, and you'll just sit there for hours, man. There's no place to turn, and when you do turn, who cares? You're just a dumb professional wrestler.

Roddy Piper

Man Tears You Down Place Dumb

You cannot have a proud and chivalrous spirit if your conduct is mean and paltry; for whatever a man's actions are, such must be his spirit.

Demosthenes

Man Proud You Spirit Mean Whatever

I did not think that I was angry, but clearly anger was reflected in my writing. I did not think that I had been affected emotionally, but it was clear from my writing that I was still very emotional about the trial some six months after it ended.

Christopher Darden

Anger Angry Writing Think Emotional

I don't want this to come off bad at all, but I really don't watch Disney shows. I don't. I like the animated ones, but I just don't have time to watch a lot of TV.

Atticus Shaffer

Time Bad Want Watch Off Just

We were always a middle-class family who took pride in our little set-up.

Ali Fazal

Family Pride Always Little Who Our

I am proud that in the Netherlands I can come out for my homosexuality, and I'd like to keep it that way.

Pim Fortuyn

I Am Proud I Can Way Out Keep