I just want to be known as funny.
Jim Gaffigan
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So a lot of our shows where even we think we've taken a very deliberate stand, liberals say, 'That's awesome, you took on the conservatives' same show and conservatives say 'That's awesome, you took on liberals.'
Matt Stone
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Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.
Jeff Cooper
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Retiring gives the impression that you're relieved that your job is over.
Michael Douglas
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We've built the largest empire in the history of the world. It's been done over the last 50 years since World War II with very little military might, actually. It's only in rare instances like Iraq where the military comes in as a last resort.
John Perkins
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Don't give advice unless you're asked.
Amy Alcott
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I'm a huge, huge, huge fan of Steve Carrell and Tina Fey for years.
Mila Kunis
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People are saying that the next war will be about water. Let's make sure there will be no next war, and let's make sure that we treat water the way it deserves.
Miroslav Lajcak
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I love watching programmes about food. I always think, 'When I'm old, I'll take up baking.' There's something calming about watching the recipe and thinking, 'I'm going to make that' - and it's never going to happen.
Julia Davis
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One of the reasons why good actors are good is that they have poor impulse control. If you put them in front of a camera, they respond as if it was actually happening, in real time, rather than doing it after several takes.
Jared Harris
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Although 'Mockingjay 2' grew $650 million at the worldwide box office, its domestic performance fell short of our expectations.
Jon Feltheimer
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I feel like dreams are always a little tricky, you know? But if you just push through the struggles and the hard times, it'll be so worth it in the end because you will be able to get to your dreams.
Chloe Kim
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If you ask me why I've succeeded, it's because I was in the Royal Marines. You have this unbelievable sense of achievement and of overcoming adversity. That's the confidence it breeds.
Brian McDermott
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