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Jimmy Fallon Quotes

Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: 'We think we're important enough to charge money for our garbage.'

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 19, 1974

Topics

Money Think Thank You Enough You

Making a success in show business is like getting a big promotion on a job. You get more prestige, more authority, more money - and you also get longer hours, more work, and more responsibility. It evens out.

Work Success Business Responsibility

I think ageing suits me because I was born old, like Spencer Tracy or Dolly the Sheep.

Me Think Suits Sheep Born Old

It was so surreal, having my parents hear the President and First Lady saying to me, 'Good to see you again! We're so proud of you. We watched you on the Grammys and were like, 'That's our girl!'

Good Girl Parents Me Saying Proud

I hate to think life is just facts and laws.

Life Hate Think Facts Laws Just

I'm a frustrated stand-up comic. If you hand me a microphone and I get one laugh, then I'll go on for 20 minutes.

Me Laugh You Go Hand Get

Future is different from a lot of artists just because of his work ethic.

Work Future Work Ethic Just Because

Fascism will come at the hands of perfectly authentic Americans.

Hands Will Fascism Come Authentic

I think I'm a good dad. It's hard. Ultimately, it's our kids that have the final word. So we'll have to ask them.

Good Think Ask Hard Final Kids

Government shouldn't try to dictate what art looks like or what it portrays. Last thing we want is government screwing it up, which is what they would do.

Art Government Looks Want Try Up

You see, feminists don't really like to define the Patriarchy. They prefer to keep it nebulous and amorphous so they can conveniently blame it for everything that goes wrong in their lives. Not being paid enough? Patriarchy! Not getting a promotion? Patriarchy! Too many catcalls? Patriarchy! Too few catcalls? Patriarchy!

Milo Yiannopoulos

Blame Enough You Promotion Wrong

Sometimes the archaism of the language when it's spoken is why we are all in love with the Irish today.

Love Today Language Sometimes Why

I think I have a more wider scope for music, I have more taste for music.

Music Think More Taste I Think

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