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Willie Geist Quotes

American - Journalist | May 3, 1975 -

It doesn't matter if you're famous or infamous. All that matters is you're a celebrity.

Famous You Matter Celebrity Matters

I have a simple plan to solve the economic crisis. Give every American a $100 credit to the dog track of their choice. I have found the puppies to be a reliable source of income with a consistent rate of return.

Dog Simple American Plan Credit

You don't really have to say much when your headline is 'Drag Queen Robs Burger King.' Sometimes comedy writes itself.

Queen King Burger Comedy You Say

The nice thing about 'Morning Joe' is that I do get to do serious news sometimes.

Morning News Serious Nice Sometimes

Chris Rock is a very funny man.

Funny Man Rock Very Chris

When you work in TV long enough, you tend to get a little jaded with different things you have to deal with.

Work Enough Long You Little Things

Bachelor parties would pay a lot of money to hire Pat Buchanan to come.

Money Bachelor Pay Hire Come Would

I've had two pedicures in my life, and they were glorious.

Life My Life Two Glorious Were Had

I'm not a coffee drinker, so my drink is kind of like a girlie skim chai latte. I'm not proud of it, but it's really good.

Good Coffee Proud Kind Drink Like

There's a lot to be said for going to baseball games for a living.

Baseball Said Living Games Going

I am one of the five best parallel parkers in the United States of America. Dead serious. It's to the point now where I look back when pulling into the spot only as a formality.

Best I Am America Look Back Serious

I guess it turns out choosing your life partner from a group of men trying to get their break in show business by sitting around shirtless in a swimming pool while cameras watch around the clock isn't the path to a soulmate after all.

Life Business Path Men Swimming

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