American - Comedian | August 2, 1959 -
Because I hate fake people and I always think I'm never fake.
Victoria Jackson
HatePeopleThinkFakeNeverAlways
But if you believe in Christ and that your main goal with your life is supposed to be to honor Him and do His will, then you don't have as much pressure as someone who bases all their happiness on whether they're a movie star.
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Now, I don't mind making fun of those preachers who steal money from people, they kind of deserve it.
MoneyFunPeopleMindNowKind
That's pretty much why I went into show business because I wanted to have a guitar and sing unaccompanied, that was like my fantasy of the perfect life.
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I cried when I heard Johnny Carson died.
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Sometimes I like to vent.
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I remember going to church about four times a week. I liked it a lot.
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There was a lot of Southern Baptist preachers and some yelling ones but mostly we had a pastor who didn't scream and I found a lot of comfort and joy and peace as a child hearing the Bible.
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Religion is man's attempt to bind himself back to a relationship with God.
GodRelationshipManReligionBack
I stayed a virgin until I was 23. I didn't do drugs or drink or smoke.
SmokeDrinkUntilStayed
I got a gymnastics scholarship to college, fell in love with my true love of my whole life - who I'm married to now - and he was a virgin too. It was very romantic.
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When you go on an audition it's very frightening.
YouGoAuditionFrighteningVery
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