American - Author | September 27, 1975 -
Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.
Tucker Max
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When I give speeches at college, I don't tell stories, I talk about what it is to live your dreams and take the path less traveled.
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If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
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I think I just pick really smart and motivated people to work with - people who are probably going to do great things anyway - and I just teach them what I know, maybe teach them how to think a little clearer than they did before, and then off they go.
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If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program.
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At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.
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If you like to argue just for the sake of being contentious, you shouldn't pick a job based on this unresolved emotional issue of yours, you should get counseling for it.
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Having a soft major is nowhere near the career death sentence that so many make it out to be. The world is changing, and the U.S. economy with it. Our economy is shifting to a service- and information-based economy, and soft majors are already becoming more and more valuable.
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Publishing companies are like schoolyard bullies that can't even fight well.
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Frankly, I'd rather make a little bit less money if it means living in a better world for books and publishing in the future.
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