American - Actor | November 10, 1968 -
If she's not spoken for, and you come at her correctly, like a man, she'll get with you.
Tracy Morgan
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There's nothing wrong with looking at a woman's kneecaps.
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The further you go, what, I'm gonna wait til I'm 80? Naw, I'm tellin' my story now. I was just moved. I was moved to tell my story. You know? People write books all the time.
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I've gone through my trials and tribulations, and sure, it's gotten bumpy and all that, but I'm here. OK?
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I know how people are. We fixate on controversy and all that.
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Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that.
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Welcome to post-racial America. I'm the face of post-racial America.
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There's ups and downs of any job. If you worked at the post office, there's ups and downs. You have your good days, and you have your bad days. If you're a housewife, you have your good days, and you have your bad days.
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For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business.
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When Richard Pryor did comedy, it was like he was having a conversation.
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Comedy should be easy, not laboured.
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If I gamble, I'll play roulette. My wife and I will play roulette, and that's about it. I'm not a heavy gambler.
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