American - Comedian | May 18, 1970 -
I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date.
Tina Fey
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I'm married, you know. I love my husband and I have a child.
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I don't like my feet. I'm not crazy about anybody's feet. But I have flat feet.
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I was a very confident little kid.
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I grew up in a family of Republicans. And when I was 18 and registering to vote, my mom's only instruction was 'You just go in and pull the big Republican lever.' That's my welcome to adulthood. She's like, 'No, don't even read it. Just pull the Republican lever.
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Even when I was at 'SNL,' I didn't do impersonations. I always wanted to be the kind of person who could do them - I always thought they were the coolest thing on the show - but I didn't have any experience.
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You don't just decide to destroy a person by making up stuff, and no one at 'SNL' is writing to go after someone.
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The only way I could get comfortable around people was to make them laugh. I was an obedient girl, and humor was my one form of rebellion. I used comedy to deflect. Like, 'Hey, check out my zit!' - you know, making fun of yourself before someone else has a chance to.
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I think you basically have to abandon the dreams of having any other adult activities in your life. You have to go to sleep whenever your child goes to sleep.
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I like to write about women, not so much about the way they relate to men, but about the way they relate to each other. And I don't think anyone's really doing it.
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I'm not a mean person, but I have a capacity for it.
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Sometimes people expect that I'm going to be tough. It's not a bad situation. People treat you better. People are on time.
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