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Tim Conway Quotes

American - Actor | December 15, 1933 -

I avoid all the language and nudity and violence and everything. I have enough of that at home.

Home Language Enough Violence Avoid

Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face.

Life Influence Face Look Mean Big

You can't TV surf without coming across an Andy of Mayberry episode where you've just got to watch Don as Barney. That's why I put Don in several of my movies.

You Movies Why Without Coming Watch

Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with.

Funny Said Want Mean Begin Lines

Harvey never had an original idea or thought in his life. I was out wandering around the country doing charity benefits, mainly, when I asked him to come along.

Life Thought Charity Doing Country

My career is pretty much over. I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs.

Eating Career Over Eggs Out Pretty

People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear a lot of four-letter words.

Words People Enjoy Back Sitting Lot

When I watch TV, I'm embarrassed by some of what's on.

Embarrassed Watch Some TV

If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life.

Life Great Childhood Me Miserable

We kept a broad audience, and we didn't make fun of people who had necessarily made mistakes in their life and burned them to the ground. We made fun of a commercial or a movie or ourselves.

Life Mistakes Fun People Audience

A lot of people like to live on laurels that happened 20 or 30 years ago, but it's nice to get awards. It's nice to be labeled and things like that, but I'm not sure everybody qualifies.

Live People Nice Awards Years Sure

If I wouldn't offend my religion or God, why would I want to offend an audience because in effect those people are being watched over by the same person.

God Religion People Person Want Why

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