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Ted Rall Quotes

American - Cartoonist | August 26, 1963 -

Even though I'm a leftist. I think the left eats its own.

Think Own Left Even Leftist I Think

When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed on their head. When they look at something they tilt their head in a quizzical expression.

Eyes Birds You Look Head Something

When you do a cartoon based on news headlines, you do it based on incomplete information.

You Information News Cartoon Based

When I put together a graphic novel, I don't think about literary prose. I think about storytelling.

Together Think Storytelling I Think

Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still personally involved in things in the 90s.

Day Job Up Things Involved Still

Trying to rebuild Afghanistan on the cheap has left the country in the hands of warlords and an impotent Northern Alliance puppet regime that runs Kabul and nothing else.

Hands Trying Country Nothing Cheap

There was an honorable tradition of using anonymous sources that was ruined by Jayson Blair.

Tradition Honorable Sources Ruined

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron.

Boss Step Saying First Step First

The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at least $5 to $10 billion over 5 to 10 years, coupled with occupation forces of 250,000 Allied soldiers to keep the peace throughout the country.

Commitment Peace Plan Country Say

The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's apartment and they don't know you, but they've taped one of your pieces up.

Best Walk Someone You Know Bar

Silk Road to Ruin has all the analysis and it's structured very well. I rely on my notes more and I use direct quotes. But there's nothing like writing about it right away.

Writing Road Nothing Right Analysis

Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting of the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists. He sought me out because he was a fan. I was thinking he had confused me with someone else.

Me Thinking American Confused Out

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