American - Actor | June 4, 1981 -
Russell Brand is lovely, even though he's a weirdo.
T. J. Miller
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I'm a student of comedy in general, so I've always loved Billy Crystal. But I'm a different type of showman. I'm a clown and a jester.
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Hollywood is the only thing more ridiculous than Silicon Valley. There's nowhere else where it's stranger.
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When I was in high school, I was doing all the plays. My drama teacher, Melody Duggan, was the one one who first made me do stand-up. She's the origin of the whole thing; it's all her. In high school in Denver, that was kind of the beginning of it all.
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I would say that awards are for children. Because children need a tangible representation of their achievement. And as adults, you have to settle for the respect and admiration of your peers.
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People dream their whole lives of their Oscar speech; I dreamt my whole life of hosting the Oscars.
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Always farm fresh eggs, never store bought.
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Unfortunately, in the race to the most douchebaggery, Silicon Valley is fast in gaining on Hollywood. That race is neck and neck.
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Is it possible to have negative self-awareness?
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I am trying to do comedy on every single medium. I consider myself a public servant.
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I have a tough time with stand-up because I am an improviser. I can riff; I can do crowd work, so I don't prepare.
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I listen to 'deep dish house'.
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