American - Comedian | August 14, 1945 -
I love comedy. That's what got me into the arts. I don't even know how to categorize myself anymore.
Steve Martin
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
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What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
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I wish I could do a lot of things different. I'm not going to tell you what they are, but if I had a list of all my films right now, I'd go, 'Okay, I'll cross that one out and cross that one out and cross that one out and cross that one out.' Really. But I've made over 40 films. How can I not have some losers in there?
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I would get records by Earl Scruggs... I would tune my banjo down and I'd pick out the songs note by note. Learned how to play that way. I persevered. There was a book written by Pete Seeger, who showed you some basic strumming and some basic picking... And I kind of worked out my own style of playing.
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The bluegrass community... can be very strict. I didn't know if I'd be welcomed into the bluegrass community or not, but I think they judge you very fairly... I felt really welcome.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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I'm for the Wall Street Occupiers. But will they accept me when they find out I sell packaged mortgage default instruments to children?
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I thought if I had a Twitter feed and say I had a following of a 100,000, that means 100,000 of them would be interested in my book. It was logical, but it didn't turn out to be true. It turned out if I had a Twitter feed of a 100,000, four of them were interested in my book.
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Tweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding, because it's just its own reward. It's sort of like heaven.
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