American - Actor | January 17, 1957 -
I ain't no author, man... my writing skills are not of 'New York Times' best-seller quality, trust and believe it ain't. My vocabulary ain't.
Steve Harvey
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I tell people I'm a stand-up comedian two hours a week. The rest of the time, I'm somebody's husband, I'm somebody's father. I'm a man. I take great pride in that.
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My father instilled in me to take care of my family. Show up even when you don't want to show up.
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The Lord saved my soul.
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I just believe if you don't believe in God, then where is your moral barometer? That's just me talking. You can believe what you want to believe.
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I won an amateur night, October 8th, 1985. I went to work the next day and quit my job.
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I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.
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Women are the real reason we get up every day. I'm talking about real men. If there were no women, I would not even have to bathe, because why would I care? These are guys I'm hanging with. I wake up for a woman every day of my life to make it happen for her.
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I don't want people to see me fall. I mean, I got enough people cheering for me to fall now... The Internet has created some amazing place for evil to exist, you dig?
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Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.
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I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.
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My mother raised me in the church. I was not allowed to stay home on Sunday; there was no option. I sang in the choir all the way up until I went to college.
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