American - Comedian | November 18, 1956 -
Good barbecue has to fall off the bone when you grab it, and, to me, it's not pull-hard chewy.
Sinbad
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Being on a horse is one of my most natural places to be.
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If you're not happy before you're successful, you're going to be miserable when you do become successful because all your problems just get magnified.
HappyProblemsYouBecomeMiserable
There's no one defining moment that kills you or makes you.
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Here's the thing about Apple, we complain and they give us more battery life. We complain and they'll give us more stuff. Everything's beta right now. Everything's experimental. They really don't know what people want.
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My job is to entertain you, leave feeling better than when you got there, and try to give you more than you thought you were gonna get.
JobThoughtBetterYouFeelingTry
I'm under stress. They killed me on wikipedia. They killed me. And I didn't stay dead long enough to sell no DVDs. I didn't even stay dead long enough - I was too stupid. I should've stayed low. I should've laid low. I could've been gone for a year; I'd have made money. And then I'd have risen from the dead.
MoneyStressMeStupidEnoughYear
We ask for way too much stuff - way too much stuff. You got a job making $100 a year and bought a house for $3 million. Talking about, 'I don't know what happened with the payment.'
JobTalkingYearYouHouseToo Much
I spent money, and I kept thinking, 'I get one more movie and I'll wipe these bills out,' but that movie never came. That black pride, I said, 'Man, I'm going to hang in there, I'm going to pay these bills.' So you owe a million dollars. 'I can pay that.' OK, fines, fees, now you owe two and a half million. 'But I didn't do nothin'!'
MoneyManBlackThinkingPrideYou
Most of us have this story of not feeling comfortable because of how you were. Now they call it ADHD. I just knew I bounced all over the place. I'm glad I had ADHD... It's what makes us creative.
CreativeStoryYouFeelingPlaceUs
Don't let people treat you like you're stupid. If it sounds too good to be true, it is.
GoodPeopleStupidTreatYouTrue
Everyone wants me to do the comedy thing. But I always wanted to do action adventure. I want to be a guy like 007 who fights against the establishment. If they can make Bruce Willis believable as an action hero, I could do it, too.
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