Canadian - Comedian | June 12, 1959 -
If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.
Scott Thompson
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I first got into fruit when I was a teenager, when my life was changing in every way. The first time I had a mango, at like 18, I was like, 'Where has this been my whole life?'
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I've pretty much given up on the orange. I really have. I just don't even bother. It's just either sour, or woody, or the skin's too thick. It's very nice when you come across the perfect orange, because it's really a beautiful experience. But the stakes are too high.
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Art is about the edges and the sharp corners and those places are not conducive to activism, which is about putting on a gloss.
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Activism isn't about holding your faults up to the light. That's what comedy is about, it's about saying, 'Look at this person who is so flawed and frail and damaged. And we're all this frail and damaged so let's laugh at it.'
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I'm a total nerd. I love fantasy.
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When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.
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My cancer continues to make for all kind of hilarity.
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The gay male is always going to be at the bottom.
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I believe the things that happened to me as a child scarred me terribly, and I wish somebody would have helped me with some of the things that happened.
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Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch.
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I think a case could be made that there's sort of a crisis of masculinity in the West. Particularly with white males.
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