English - Dramatist | January 27, 1720 - October 21, 1777
He is not only dull in himself, but the cause of dullness in others.
Samuel Foote
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Born in a cellar... and living in a garret.
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So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf, to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street, pops its head into the shop. 'What! no soap?' So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber.
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When house and land are gone and spent, then learning is most excellent.
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Death and the dice level all distinctions.
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