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Roseanne Barr Quotes

American - Actress | November 3, 1952 -

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

Hope War World Will Military Just

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

Control Night Bed Go Birth Kids

Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California condor.

Bird California Eat Surgery Like

Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it.

Simple Problems Back Socks Milk Own

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

Husband Suicide Agreement Sign Pact

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish.

Eat Pork Where Except Kosher Times

You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right.

Better Getting Better Trying You Get

I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.

Calm Peaceful Find Place Know How

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

Good Children Time Anger You Say

Judaism is one of the last of the world's matrilineal philosophies. Matriarchies are always the cultures that patriarchy attacks and decimates, because they don't spend all their money on the military like patriarchy does. They are easy prey.

Money World Easy Military Cultures

I like facts and data because they help me think clearly, beyond the cultural messages that I ingest unwittingly, and sometimes find myself regurgitating almost unconsciously.

Myself Me Think Facts Data Help

I do kabbalistic meditation. It's not unlike time travel; it can change the past and not just the future. You can look at what was lost and go beyond the grief of what was lost.

Change Future Time Grief Travel You

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